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Comparing Software Developers And Drug Dealers 
Thursday, April 24, 2008, 06:43 PM
Drug Dealers

Refer to their clients as "users".
"The first one's free!"
Have important Asian connections.
Strange jargon:
"Stick"
"Rock"
"Wrap"
"E"
"Stash"
"Drive-by"
"Hit (LSD)"
"Source"
"The Pigs"
Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
Clients really like your stuff when it works.When it doesn't work they want to kill you.
Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent product.
Often seen in the company of pimps, hustlers and low-lifes
When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away, but may be expensive
A lot of people are getting rich while still teenagers.
Product causes unhealthy addictions.
Do your job well and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.

Software Developers

Refer to their clients as "users".
"Download a free trial version..."
Have important Asian connections.
Strange jargon: "SCSI"
"RTFM"
"Packet"
"C"
"Cache"
"CTRL ALT DEL"
"Hit (WWW)"
"Source-code"
"Microsoft"
Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
Clients really like your stuff when it works.When it doesn't work they want to kill you.
Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent products.
Often seen in the company of marketing people, venture capitalists and fund managers.
When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away, but may be expensive
A lot of people are getting rich while still teenagers.
DOOM, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem 3D...
Damn! DAMN!!!
Krystle 
Tuesday, February 16, 2010, 02:43 PM
Oh my GOD! They are soooo true, this joke cracks me up LoL
KC
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Deanna 
Sunday, July 19, 2009, 07:44 PM / http://www.attorneywebcreations.com
Scary cooincidence!!! LOL I got a kick out of this one!
Sean 
Friday, February 6, 2009, 09:48 PM
When you get right down to it there really is very little difference. In fact both of them also deal with products that can be or are addictive.

Sean
Pasadena Lawyers
Leo Rankin 
Saturday, May 3, 2008, 03:36 PM / http://www.thejokeindex.com
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