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Is It Better To Be A Jock Or A Geek? 
Wednesday, July 16, 2008, 12:05 AM
In his day, Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game. That equals $10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per game.

With $40 million in endorsements, he made $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he slept 7 hours a night, he made $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums danced in his head.

If he went to see a movie, it cost him $9.50, but he made $18,550 while he was there.

If he decided to have a 5 minute egg, he would have made $618 while boiling it.

He made $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

He'd made $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura SLX (about $90,000) it would have taken him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have had to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

He'd probably payed around $200 for a nice round of golf, but was reimbursed around $30,000 during that round.

Assuming he put the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), he would have hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.

If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

He would have made about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics.

He would have made about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

While the common person was spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he would have pulled in about $5600.

In his last year, he made more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.

... However...

... If Jordan had saved 100% of his income for the next 250 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates had right then.

Game over. Geek wins.
Chuck 
Wednesday, June 23, 2010, 09:59 AM
Huh, all of them apply to me. I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed.

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Becky Shure 
Wednesday, May 19, 2010, 07:22 PM / http://www.servicesforattorneys.com
It may be an old analogy Greg but, like you said, it still makes it's point. I got a good kick out of this one.

Becky Shure
Legal Services For Attorneys
Greg Hall 
Sunday, May 2, 2010, 06:00 PM / http://www.nationallawyersdirectory.com/
Kind of an old analogy but it still makes it's point. I may not be smart enough to be a geek but I do have to agree that in the long run geeks do rule.

Greg Hall
Lawyer Directory
Krystle 
Monday, February 15, 2010, 12:41 PM / www.creditreport.com
I literally ROFL whahaha - free credit report
Larry C. 
Friday, June 26, 2009, 12:22 PM / http://www.californialawyersdirectory.us/
This may be an old one but it's a good one. It made me laugh and like Mary wrote "Geeks RULE". I give it four smiles out of five :):):):)
Michael 
Wednesday, June 17, 2009, 08:14 AM
Geeks RULE! LOL
Tom 
Thursday, April 30, 2009, 07:38 PM / http://www.findrealtors.net/florida.html
Very funny but so true. Brains almost always win out over brawn. I know I wish I had more in the brain department and I would be willing to give up some of the brawn to get that extra brain power.
Mary 
Monday, April 6, 2009, 11:55 AM / http://www.peopletrackers.com/
hahahahahah! Geeks RULE!
Joy 
Geek might not be cool but they win in the end! I think it's poetic justice!
Brad 
Thursday, January 8, 2009, 06:24 PM / http://www.nationallawyersdirectory.com/
I got a good laugh from this joke, thank you.
Brad
California Lawyers

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